{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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