{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the hungry clock?","punchline":"It went back four seconds.","id":63}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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Difficult People is an American comedy television series created by Julie Klausner. Klausner stars alongside Billy Eichner as two struggling and jaded comedians living in New York City; the duo seemingly hate everyone but each other.
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ABM is a clone of Atari, Inc.'s Missile Command arcade video game. It was programmed for the Apple II by Silas Warner and published by Muse Software in 1980, the same year as Missile Command.
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