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Jalen Davis is an American professional football cornerback for the Cincinnati Bengals of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Utah State Aggies.
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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Matthew Richard Lucas is an English actor, comedian, writer and television host. He is best known for his work with David Walliams on the BBC sketch comedy series Little Britain (2003–2006) and Come Fly with Me (2010–2011).
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