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{"type":"standard","title":"Giveon","displaytitle":"Giveon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q96418479","titles":{"canonical":"Giveon","normalized":"Giveon","display":"Giveon"},"pageid":63878428,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Photo_of_Giveon.jpg/330px-Photo_of_Giveon.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Photo_of_Giveon.jpg","width":400,"height":400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290708905","tid":"3faff670-3267-11f0-b828-172b466fabce","timestamp":"2025-05-16T15:05:48Z","description":"American R&B singer (born 1995)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giveon","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giveon?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giveon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Giveon"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giveon","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Giveon","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giveon?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Giveon"}},"extract":"Giveon Dezmann Evans, mononymously known as Giveon, is an American R&B singer and songwriter. \nHe rose to prominence with his 2020 song \"Chicago Freestyle\", which peaked at number 14 on the Billboard Hot 100. That same year, Giveon signed with Epic Records to release two extended plays: the Grammy Award-nominated Take Time and When It's All Said and Done; the former was preceded by the single \"Heartbreak Anniversary\", which peaked at number 16 on the chart and received quintuple platinum certification by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).","extract_html":"
Giveon Dezmann Evans, mononymously known as Giveon, is an American R&B singer and songwriter. \nHe rose to prominence with his 2020 song \"Chicago Freestyle\", which peaked at number 14 on the Billboard Hot 100. That same year, Giveon signed with Epic Records to release two extended plays: the Grammy Award-nominated Take Time and When It's All Said and Done; the former was preceded by the single \"Heartbreak Anniversary\", which peaked at number 16 on the chart and received quintuple platinum certification by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).
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