{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?","punchline":"Look for fresh prints.","id":121}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
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