{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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