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The Massif de l'Étoile is a little mountain range located north of Marseilles, in Occitania and in France. Its area is approximately 100 km² and its highest point stands at 779 m.
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Anthony W. Parrish is an American former professional football player who was a safety for nine seasons in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Washington Huskies and was selected by the Chicago Bears in the second round of the 1998 NFL draft with the 35th overall pick. He was an Associated Press All-Pro in 2003, and is listed on the 49ers' All-2000s team. Parrish was also a member of the San Francisco 49ers, Dallas Cowboys, and Las Vegas Locomotives.
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